As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
And here he is before his haircut.
He is evolving…
Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk
pomeranians are literally emotionally attached to their fur and when they get it cut off they can get depressed
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great